Life rarely makes sense anyway, so at this point, you might as well add a happy little tennis-scented candle and some hair ...

Cyndi Lauper walks on stage to an explosion of rainbow confetti and dives straight into She Bop, an ode to masturbation.

Experience the top songs of 1987, from pop and rock to R&B and hip-hop, and enjoy the hits that made everyone sing and dance.