"No. 1 in the league aside, we have to understand we don't have an on/off button we can just press anytime we want. We won, but the hockey gods made us pay." The Rivermen got a more hopeful update ...

Pro tip: Unlike a regular treadmill, there’s no on/off button to jumpstart your workout; the belt starts when you do. As you get on, hold the handrails, step into the middle of the lowest part ...