At Least Trump’s Boring Military Birthday Parade Made for Good Late-Night TV Jokes “It was a $50 million version of when a five-year-old shows you every car in his Hot Wheels collection ...

Event organizers for President Donald Trump’s military “birthday parade” offered $750 so a famous ballad could be used for his army celebration earlier this month. Heavy tanks glided through ...

In the run-up to Donald Trump’s military “birthday parade,” the event organizers offered $750 to use a famous ballad for Trump’s Army celebration. As the tank-heavy parade rolled into ...

It was the biggest military parade in the U.S. in decades and featured a procession of troops and high-grade military hardware — from squeaky tanks to robot dogs — and was exceptionally boring.

Not hundreds, and not thousands. Millions. Whereas Trump’s "Happy Birthday To Me Spectacular" couldn’t even attract one quarter of one million. From the Associated Press: ...

The U.S. Army Military District of Washington filed a permit application for a festival celebrating the Army's 250th birthday in June 2024, during the Biden administration. What's False The Army's ...

In the run-up to Donald Trump’s military “birthday parade,” the event organizers offered $750 to use a famous ballad for Trump’s Army celebration. As the tank-heavy parade rolled into ...