Graduation season is swiftly approaching, which means it's time to start thinking about what to wear under a graduation gown.

Graduation caps, or "mortarboards," are annoying to wear and objectively weird looking. But they're even more annoying when they're constantly falling off your head. If you have to wear one ...

If you're reading this article let me be the first to say congratulations — not only on your impending graduation, but on having excellent taste in television shows. You are graduating.