Coincidentally, Michael Bachelor is Bella Goth’s late brother…” Dun, dun, dun! “Also, when looking at the Caliente family tree, it’s shown that Dina and Nina are descended from aliens.” ...

The sketch starred Michael Longfellow as the titular goth kid, awkwardly following his family around the tropical locale in his layered black Hot Topic gear. Just like ‘Welcome to the Black Parade’, ...