The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout. Down came the rain, and washed the spider out. Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain. And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again.

The regenerating degenerate is attacked by a version of John Doe, a.k.a. Nth Man the Ultimate Ninja (from the lesser-known Marvel comic ... or as Deadpool calls him, “Evil Spider-Man.” ...